tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66259103225856375782024-03-08T13:31:34.480-08:00Beagle BitchesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-4681072310354873362010-08-20T06:17:00.000-07:002010-08-20T06:48:05.570-07:00The Grass is Always Greener...on the other side... of the fence.Haley the meat eater: There it sits mocking me. She brings her friends and they taunt me with their bunny smells and friskiness. I can only hope that someday, someday....Bailey the heifer: I like grass a lot! It tickles me throat. YummUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-15040371099990804972010-05-05T12:04:00.000-07:002010-05-05T17:48:51.232-07:00Peanut WarningA couple peanuts aren't bad for a dog but apparently a pound of them can be. When mom was out mowing the grass I got bored and decided to pull a new bag of raw peanuts down from the counter. By the time mom came inside for a drink the bag was empty except for a couple. The vet said that many peanuts were too much fat for a dog and could cause pancreatic issues. I dunno, I don't understand it Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-6483054875820277082010-05-03T09:44:00.001-07:002010-05-03T09:49:48.050-07:00Flower Butt SnifferI'm a tracker. I can tell where you've been, what you've eaten and what deep dark secrets you hide inside. Sure I might stick my nose in "innappropiate" places but I'm a dog..that's what I do. So it should be no surprise that I sniff flowers from the rear.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-89862345704282180262010-02-25T07:05:00.000-08:002010-02-25T07:16:51.176-08:00Get Animated!Ex-Disney animator wants to draw dogs!! Pretty cool, heh? We would love to be animated. Sometime mom thinks we already are...Anyway, yesterday mom was sitting in the vets office reading Dog Fancy magazine or something of the sort when she read about a site called, Draw The Dog.Inspire Jim George to include you on his website. I know you can!! All my blogging friends have such interesting Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-6585869789117463462010-02-25T05:19:00.001-08:002010-02-25T05:43:09.209-08:00Table Top DancingDo I look like a b-a-d girl?No! I didn't think so. I have a secret though. A deep secret. My name is Haley and I am a table top dancer. Do I do it for tips? NoI do it for chips!Mom & dad left us alone with a container of pringles on the kitchen table. I could smell them! When on my tippy toes I could see the can sitting there, teasing me... So I had Bailey be the lookout while I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-27012885431232439812010-02-22T16:13:00.001-08:002010-02-22T16:19:08.971-08:00We got more snow!Snow Monster!!Last night we got a lot of snow and we're loving it! It's beautiful and it hides the fact that mom really needs to clean the frozen poops from our pen.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-67001044258620392592010-02-10T15:58:00.000-08:002010-02-10T16:04:52.213-08:00I'm obsessed with shoesI'm obsessed with shoes!!Not Gucci or Christian Dior but my daddy's stinky sneakers.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-21672115191361737442010-02-01T11:15:00.000-08:002010-02-01T12:40:01.142-08:00Cake DreamsNow I lay me down to sleep, I pray to hear the oven beep; Should I snore and not awake,I pray Haley doesn't devour the entire cake.Peanut Butter Cake1 cup white or whole wheat flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/4 cup peanut butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 cup shredded carrots 1 tsp vanilla 1/3 cup honey 1 egg Directions:Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-48108284504637563242010-01-27T09:56:00.000-08:002010-01-27T11:42:51.808-08:00Hibernating BeaglesHello disgusting blogging dogs,My name is Snook, but you may call me your Majesty. Unfortunately I share an abode with the two creatures that blog here. It infuriates me when I think how these two have their own blog and I can't even reserve a seat at the window.I want you to know the truth about these two...they are bad, bad dogs!They eat constantly! I've never seen such pigs.They manage to Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-65152896317461728702010-01-20T20:02:00.000-08:002010-01-20T20:27:01.602-08:00Is it spring yet?It's been since September?! Wow! Ok, well let's see. Mom's always working. It's been so cold and icy that we haven't walked much. Since mom is always working its been great because she feels real bad about neglecting us so we make out with the treats. Bailey has gained 5 lbs though...So a lot has happened. Last nice day we had a visit from a neighbor beagle who was just adopted from the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-8364326179714617022009-09-24T13:21:00.000-07:002009-09-24T13:42:04.029-07:00No, we won't go!Ever have one of those days that you really don't want to go indoors? Mom is calling and calling, but we can't be found. {{snicker}} We know, see that she will try to lure us in and our daily romp will be over. Nooooooo! So we hide. We hide and wait for her to give up. We are not ignoring her. We hear her calling over and over, but darn if we'll be lured into the house...even for a cookieUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-33392739185438791392009-09-14T11:42:00.000-07:002009-09-14T11:50:42.965-07:00Buddy Our GuestMeet BuddyHe comes over to our house to sniff, play and...... OMG!!We still love him.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-83661801069001042822009-09-04T11:19:00.000-07:002009-09-04T16:40:52.519-07:00Full MoonBehind the passing shadowGlows that big illumination of lightSlowly it starts to fadeUntil it is completely out of sightMom!! Bailey has her big butt in front of the tv again!Hi Everyone,It's me Hailey. I know it's been f-o-r-ever. Although we've been silent (well on the blog anyway) we've actually been having one heck of a summer. Like today I spent the majority of my morning tracking down a Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-58957414568402513302009-04-27T09:25:00.000-07:002009-04-27T09:52:11.502-07:00Spring blooms & doomWe tried, we really tried. Honestly our agenda was to help mom in the garden but things happened. Things beyond our control. reallyThey don't make wheelbarrows like they use to.Flowers are blooming like mad and they sure do look pretty. Isn't this pretty? Strange thing about mom's flowers. They self combust and spew petals all over the place. It's true. It happened to all the red tulips inUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-76590264096954253872009-04-22T10:27:00.000-07:002009-04-22T10:56:50.872-07:00Happy Earth Day!Hi, Bailey here. :) To celebrate Earth Day and all its glory we've decided to do our part.1. We will patch our urine spotted lawn.2. We promise not to chew anymore of Mom's young trees that she has planted.3. And the big Earth Day promise from the Beagle Bitches is: today will be a day without flatulence.Oh yes, it's true. I've heard that Beagle flatulence produces more greenhouse gasses Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-81368983048151578262009-04-18T16:15:00.000-07:002009-04-18T16:21:31.672-07:00Good News & Good RollNo stitches, no cancer and no cone! The Vet told us that everything looked fine so I am now coneless and boy did I have a good roll.We're a bit in the dark ages. Perhaps we'll get a video camera someday. lolUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-14488982326423322342009-04-08T13:01:00.000-07:002009-08-14T18:45:42.670-07:00The Dreaded ConeI'm sorry I haven't been blogging at all. I've been a little under the weather lately and haven't been up to posting. Mom has a cone on me or an Elizabethan collar, as a friend likes to call it.Whatever your name for it, it's degrading & humiliating. Mom tries to snuggle with me but then makes cracks about her little lamp shade head. :(So what happened? Well, a few weeks ago I started Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-88505454638499779842009-02-28T12:29:00.000-08:002009-02-28T13:02:52.749-08:00Dirty Dirty DayIt sure is great to feel the warmth of the sun on my ears. I laid around all morning in mom's raised bed watching birds eat grass seed. I might have dozed off occasionally but I always kept one eye open for any squirrels that may try to trespass. Not one of the little buggers tried anything. {{sigh}} roll overIt was a nice lazy morning until she came... LuLu's in da' pen! Neighbor dog, LuLu Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-7541958477052209402009-02-25T08:55:00.001-08:002009-02-25T09:13:15.676-08:00We're AliveOh my, my, sorry about the blogging absence. Life has really been keeping us busy. Every since the new year Mom's been on health kick of eating really well & cooking all the meals. She's trying to lose weight & be healthier. Turns out its not so bad for us because we are her little helpers. We love to try to trip her in the kitchen so that she might drop a yummy morsel. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-16329294246429002042009-01-22T16:10:00.000-08:002009-01-22T16:32:14.379-08:00Snowball Catch & Buddy BeltsWaiting for the pitch....I got it! Oh my gosh, I gotta run if I want to keep it.Run, run, run! Oh no Bailey has that crazy look in her eye!!Bailey!!!! Get your own freaking snowball!This Snowball game has been brought to you by Buddy Belts..well, not really but I thought I would take the opportunity to show off my new pink Buddy Belt. It says BB..so of course we tell everyone it stands for Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-55562400192336980692009-01-20T15:08:00.000-08:002009-01-20T15:34:05.092-08:00Balmy 30 Degrees{{Sigh}} Seems like a lifetime ago that I was supervising a doggy outing. Gosh I miss that green grass, warm sun and lots of fresh smells. After spending the last week in frigid temps today's 30 degrees feels warm.Back to reality - Our pen is still covered with snow but with temps not in the negative, we were able to get out and romp a bit. Fun, fun!Afterwards I dried off in a sunny window. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-77984027607425724032009-01-19T07:09:00.000-08:002009-01-19T07:17:48.907-08:00New PooterWe got a new computer! Zoom, zoom it’s so much faster and it’s a laptop so we can snuggle up on the couch with mom while we talk about our life.So how has life of us two beagles been? Well, during the holidays we were pretty busy with cookie duty. Then Christmas came which was pretty exciting. We got a lot of new toys, including a hide of squirrel, that our friend Buddy later turned into a Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-49908876758876837772008-12-19T16:47:00.000-08:002008-12-20T09:36:33.395-08:00The Great Sneezeathon Mom's been sick so we've been busy taking care of her. We've heard her sneeze so many times that for awhile we thought kleenex were going to be a permanent part of her face.<~~ My best, I have no idea who did this face.Kleenex, what a fascinating creation. Very soft and shreds extremely well. Mom left the box of kleenex unattended so we decided to have some fun. I would have blamed it on the catUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-80716216928741705452008-12-07T10:59:00.000-08:002008-12-07T11:10:08.511-08:00Cold, Cold DayOh, it's so cold today. I've spent much of it staring out the window hoping something interesting will happen. Mom says it's too cold to take our long walk but we may go for a short one just to get out of the house. Lots of snow on the ground and it's very icey but we still enjoy sniffing around.Hey, I think I see that new neighbor cat. Bailey has been on the couch catching up on her beauty sleepUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6625910322585637578.post-74886787587306944662008-12-04T10:30:00.000-08:002008-12-04T10:38:45.555-08:00Frozen Bunny PoopsIt's that time of year again when the white fluff covers the lawn & bunnies poop in mom's garden. We love searching for frozen bunny delights. They are 100% organic and meat-free which you would think would make our vegetarian mom happy but she still makes faces.Speaking of making faces, look at this Bailey snap shot. Poor quality image but it shows two things. Bailey not only has a wildUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4